The Weekly Transmission 04/01/2022
Incoming…………………………
Last week on the Satellite, something spectacular happened. As the Earth eclipsed the sun and night fell on the craft our sensors detected a spike in cosmic background radiation. At first, we shrugged it off as if it was nothing and we all retired for the evening. Little did we know, in the crafts cafeteria our atomic food replicators were going haywire. The spike of radiation seemingly reprogrammed our food replicators to mass-produce breakfast cereal of all things! By morning our cafeteria was nearly flooded with heart-healthy planetary rings, fruity satellite orbs, and marshmallowy galaxy clusters.
This has left us out here on the craft curious about what it means. Is this some kind of gift from a long-forgotten species? Was it the universe itself attempting to nourish us? Was this some kind of message from the divine? We realized we didn’t care and have decided it would be a crime if we didn’t box and sell this stuff! So with that, we’re announcing Satty O’s the most delicious cosmic cereal(Now with a free NFT in every box)!
Coming soon to a space station near you!
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